About the Great Papyrus

YOU WISH TO INQUIRE MORE ABOUT THE GREAT PAPYRUS? VERY WELL THEN HUMAN FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL ENLIGHTEN YOU TO MY ABSOLUTE COOLNESS NYEH HEH HEH! FOR THERE IS NO OTHER SKELETON IN THE UNDERGROUND WHO IS AS BIG OF A PUZZLE PASSIONEER LIKE ME! A MASTER CHEF AND SEASONED CULINARIAN OF ALL THINGS PASTA LIKE ME! AND A SOON TO BE VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN LIKE ME!!! NOT THAT THERE’S ANY OTHER SKELETONS IN THE UNDERGROUND FOR COMPARISON EXCEPT FOR MY LAZY BROTHER! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

(NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN YET)